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Monday, May 1, 2017

From The Best Funny Short Story Files...

From The Best Funny Short Story Files...
Funny Story About Girlfriends ~ The Girlfriends' Reunion

Well, A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally,
they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because
they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies,
lived on that street. 

At their reunion 10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because
the drinks were cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there
was no cover charge, and there were lots of cute guys. 

At their reunion 10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because
the atmosphere was good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough,
there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids. 

At their reunion 10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to
meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because
the martinis were big and the waiters were younger. 

10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the prices were
reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case
of a hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol. 

10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the lighting was
good and the restaurant had an early bird special. 

10 years later, the group of 75-years-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for
dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food
was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible. 

10 years later, the group of 85-years-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for
dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had
never been there before.

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