Maruf's Blog

1. A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good b...

1. A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you ...

1. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarte...

1. Professor Sokolsky was lecturing his Atomic physics class. He asked, “If molecules can be split into atoms and the atoms split into ele...

1. A congressional aide asks a politician, "What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"The politician replied, &...

1. What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC?Two breasts and a left wing. 2. I don’t approve of political joke...