Sunday, June 5, 2016

Jokes about a Bear & a Rabbit

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each of you three wishes. "The bear says "I wish all the bears in the forest were females. " *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle. " *poof* It's done. The bear says "I wish all the bears in this country were females. " *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house. " *poof* It's done. The bear is thinking to himself "why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well. " "And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female. " *poof* It's done. The rabbit says "For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay. " And he rides off on his motorcycle."

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