Maruf's Blog

God A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care...

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, '&#...

A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door. "An...

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden,...

1.A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog. He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around his h...

A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down t...

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will grant each o...

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put...

"What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zookee...

The Sheeps & The Wolves  Near the sheep pasture A pack of Wolves lurked . But the Dogs guards them and kept them all at a good distance,...